MTV Star Abram Boise Spreads Feces on Jail Cell Wall

By Jason Beahm on March 03, 2011 | Last updated on March 21, 2019

We could easily rename Celebrity Justice "Bad Ideas." Speaking of stupidity, check out MTV Star Abram Boise, 28, who was arrested for urinating on a Toyota in public this weekend, then allegedly proceeded to urinate on the floor and defecate in his hands and smear it on his cell, Sgt. Gammel said, TMZ reports. "He wrote his name in feces on the wall."

Now if he had written "I take the fifth," or "I want an attorney," that would have really been something.

Boise was arrested in Massachusetts on two counts of defacing property and one count of indecent exposure. Maybe he was just preparing for an audition as an orangutan. MTV Star Abram Boise is a reality show veteran, including "Road Rules," "The Gauntlet," "The Inferno," "The Inferno 3"Battle of the Sexes," and "The Island."

I suppose that it shouldn’t be any surprise that reality stars have a tendency to get into a lot of trouble. The very nature of the business attracts people who crave attention and often have large egos and personalities, although it is worth noting that most of them somehow manage to avoid getting arrested for smearing their feces on a wall.

It’s all relative.

Of course Boise tweeted about his experience right after making bail. “just gout (sic) of jail…Loved it…I yelled and kicked their door for hours…Didn’t back down…Tried to stuff poop in his face:)” Not that it would matter, but that tweet actually looks like a confession, which would be yet another crappy move.

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