Florida Judge Flashed by Florida Porn Star in Florida Court
It's like my mother always told me: put criminal court proceedings in Florida on a live webcam, and you just might end up with a porn star flashing the judge. Now that might sound like nothing more than folksy wisdom to you, but that's exactly what happened in a Broward County court last week.
Popular county judge John Hurley and the rest of his courtroom caught an eye-full when Susan "Kayla Kupcakes" Surrette attempted to demonstrate injuries she received during her arrest.
Baring Her Soul
Let's face it, Kupcakes' performance on the Sun Sentinel's webcam of Broward County's bond court was nothing like her turns in "Private Stuffers 1," "Sexcretaries," or "Mature Thunder Buns 1." That said, it did get Judge Hurley's attention: following her arrest for disorderly intoxication, he set her bond at $100 and ordered a mental health evaluation.
During her testimony at the hearing, Kupcakes listed her employment as "an escort ... slash porn star ... magazine model" and was complaining of police mistreatment when she lifted her shirt in an effort to show her injuries. (The judge declined to tack on a charge of indecent exposure, likely due to Florida law requiring a demonstration of lascivious intent in order to get a conviction.)
A Shapely State
This may seem like an isolated incident, but I assure you the worlds of pornography and crime have collided before in Florida. There was that time that:
- Florida school administrators gave elementary school students X-rated bracelets.
- A Florida porn star abandoned eight roosters, four guinea hens, four pigeons, a duck and four goats in a van.
- A Florida attorney representing porn sites was not actually an attorney.
- A Florida tattoo artist was murdered by two porn stars.
And now that we know Florida bond hearings are beamed live to the Interwebs, we'll be tuning in, ready for the circus.
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