6 Top Terrible, Drunken, Angry, Arrested Judge Stories
There are plenty of stories out there about lawyers behaving badly -- lawyers who murder, lawyers who are arrested on drug charges, while in court, lawyers who live double lives as prostitutes.
But it's not just attorneys who act out every now and then. There are plenty of judges who can give the worst lawyers a run for their money. Here are just a few, from the FindLaw archives.
Losing your cool and letting your fists fly is never a good idea -- and it's even worse when those fists fly in the middle of an Arkansas Walmart and the man on the receiving end is your ex-wife's boyfriend. But that's just what happened to state judge Sam Pope, who was suspended for 30 days as a result.
One minute, your sneaking out of your room in the local Radisson, dressed in no more than a poorly fashioned bedsheet toga. The next, you're surrounded by police, getting arrested for harassment, disorderly conduct, and public drunkenness after another judge calls the cops when you won't stop pounding on her door.
Here's one of the most awful in the annals of Judges Behaving Awfully: a Mississippi judge was indicted last year for beating up a mentally disabled black man at a local flea market.
While there's plenty of fighting judges on this list, most of them keep the violence outside the courthouse. Not Brevard County Judge John C. Murphy, though. After telling a public defender that "You know, if I had a rock I'd throw it at you right now," Judge Murphy decided no rock was needed, and fought with the lawyer right outside his courtroom.
A Las Vegas judge's "lesson in decorum" took the form of cuffing a lawyer and seating her with inmates after she refused to "be quiet" during a client's sentencing. Apparently, a fine or finding of contempt wasn't good enough.
It's bad enough to be stuck in the office until midnight, racing to meet a filing notice, only to desperately request a last minute extension. But it's much worse when your judge uses your request for a 15 minute extension as an opportunity to remind you just how awful your life is.
- Judge Describes Claimants as Buxom and Gorilla-Like, Keeps Job (FindLaw's Greedy Associates)
- Wisconsin Supreme Court Judge Got Her Start as College Homophobe (FindLaw's Greedy Associates)
- Judge Will Take Anger Management Classes for Ordering Man to Be Shocked (FindLaw's Greedy Associates)